Welcoming delegates to the great city of Wagga Wagga, President of the Wagga Wagga Chamber of Commerce, Julian McLaren, shared some disturbing news,
"I went on a trip to China recently. And when you go on a trip to China, it's advisable to have your business card interpreted into Chinese."
"So I had my Wagga Wagga business chamber card translated so they know who you are and what you do."
"So after handing out my cards a few times I was quite taken back by their response."
"They were quite enthusiastic and quite amazed that I was there."
"It wasn't long before one of the guides explained that I was the President of Australia!"
"So we might have to close the conference, there is already a President."
Mr. McLaren declared that he supports the Monarchy because of the system of government that it delivered.
"We cannot allow people to take our system of government for granted", he added.